Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...