Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...