You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...