If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...