One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”