What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...