Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!