Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...