The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
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The New Tax Law
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Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
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It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
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Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.