Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...