The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...