Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...