Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
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Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
A thin mouse!
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
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Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...