ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
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Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...