Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
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Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...