Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!