Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...