Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...