A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...