I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...