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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
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A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
face like a million dollars
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Insult Collection #3
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Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...