Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...