Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...