After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...