What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....