The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...