Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...