Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...