Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...