What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...