Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
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|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
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Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...