Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...