Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...