Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...