Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...