Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...