Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...