Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...