Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...