Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...