Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...