Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...