Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...