Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...