Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...