Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...