File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...