Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...