Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...