Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...