“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...